just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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