he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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