I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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