Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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