a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I need moral support for this bender
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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