I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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