I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I wear drunk well.
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