I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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