it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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