i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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