I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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