just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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