Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The adults are the big ones right?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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