So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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