Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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