Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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