whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I got inside last night via doggy door
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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