Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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