So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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