Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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