I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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