are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize
