Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
