I accidentally had phone sex last night
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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