dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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