READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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