i barfeds in our rink
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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