I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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