what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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