party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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