just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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