well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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