it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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