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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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