I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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