I think i peed on brittanys purse
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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