What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
