He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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