he wants to bone in the snuggie
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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