Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Green mimosas i think yes
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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