You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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