: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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