so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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