Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Two words: nipple clamps
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