you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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