Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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