I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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