I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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