yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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