got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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