I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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