Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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