Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
