i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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