Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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