i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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