I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i drank out of a bidet.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
