The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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