I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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