You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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